Love ya’ll but, Fixed gear bike tricks are 95% stupid. Take one look at steve hamilton and any fixed gear trick “Stunt” looks well, sorta like that Awkward tall girl that you liked fine in High school, but were sorta scared to be too nice to. (I think, I never went to high school , but hey, I saw the movie) Speaking of high school.. Hey NEW YORK, can we educate the Babies please? Dumb motherfuckers 99% of ya’ll. I don’t mean like I am smart you are stupid type stupid, I mean like, “YO SON I DON’T KNOW THAT SHIT NIGGA” doesn’t really make you seem hard. It makes you seem STUPID. 

Bike lanes , Fuck em. Just extra parking for assholes.

“I am bout to” motherfuckers. Those guys that are bout to do some shit. Please man stop, don’t “Bout to” anymore. cause pretty soon you bout to get all up in that retirement home and collect that SSI. Bout to shiyat. Whilst you were bout to we done doing it.

Why could Jesus walk on water?

Money Makin Manhattan, HA. Squash club membership is down 80% at Wall St. Money making my ass. on the subject of Corporate welfare JAL CEO took home a salary of 90,000 dollars last year with no perks(less than the pilots make), The whole world aint greedy , just you mother fuckers .Bail out these goons Seriously? Spend that money on small business, let someone else have a turn. 

“Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.” Thats some fortune cookie shit for ya’ll

XBOX is ruining me.  

Black president Bling Bling T-shirts, and “Yes we did!” beanies made in China sold by 3rd worlders on Fulton and Nostrand. show me how and what YOU did? cause sorta kinda I don’t think that you really did. The framed Tyson photo on the other hand YES YOU CAN!!

The dude called us rich, that is so awesome. well at least we have one fool convinced. lemme get out my flute and lets see if we can’t get these mice to follow.

Kinfolk bar is the greatest place on earth. GET SOME.

This is the longest I have been with out a skateboard since I was 10 years old.

Jason get to work! I am Hungry ! Yo , you aint hungry? Cuz I am, I am bout to be on St. Mark and Nostrand serving it up type hungry, Lets make a Spinach, and Broccoli, and Cheddar salad, before the going gets..

See what happens John when you say I don’t post enough, I get all pissy and start to destroy everything! 

More rappers need to die… to save their careers from themselves.

Shit Floats.

( I will gleefully eat those words later.)