And I’m out…

How rich are you?

Have you ever considered plying your wares somewhere else? Most havent…Estimates say that only 20% of American citizens have a passport. If you don’t…Get one.

Once you get one, where will you go? If you’re like me, you see This list as a challenge.

Or maybe Dual citizenship is the way to go…Euros are good, baby!

I don’t really care, Read more »

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June 11, 2008+Speak+

Daily Briefing

Daily Briefing from The Ways&Means regional office of Standards and Information.

It has been noticed that japanes clothing and business concern Uniqlo has attempted some form of new electronic communication. We’re not sure what they’re trying to say, but it seems important. Our foreign Bureau has been assigned this case.

It has come to our attention that International Read more »

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June 5, 2008+Speak+

Movie Talk

I realized today that Sex and The City is like The Matrix for women, only missing the part where the wake up and realize that their lives are bullshit. Read more »

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May 31, 2008+1 Comment+

Don’t Fake the Funk.

Tonight I saw Les Savy Fav at the Highline Ballroom. The band was awesome as always, but everything else about the evening…was fake. That’s my new all purpose slander. Fake. The indie rock aesthetic is a shoddy simulation of itself. It would be obtuse of me to even go on, as so much has ben said on this topic already. But I will harp on two things. The host of the evening was Zach Galifinakis. I used to find him funny Read more »

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May 21, 2008+Speak+

He’s a living skeleton…

But somehow he’s super muscular.
Of course I’m talking about Skeletor. Who’d you think I was talking about? Former US Senator Slade Gorton?; No, because I’m keeping my mouth shut about former members the 9/11 commission, who also happen to be a descendant and namesake of the Gortons fisherman. Read more »

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May 11, 2008+Speak+

100 Things…part 1

100 things every mans should know.

100. Every man looks good in a suit. As long as it’s not a uniform, then you’re golden. Just remember The man wears the suit, not the other way around.

99. No matter what happens with the economy, exchange rates or inflation, anywhere you go in the world a US $100 bill has the power to make things happen. In a lot of places a $20 bill will get you pretty far Read more »

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May 8, 2008+Speak+