May Day can refer to various labour celebrations conducted on May 1 that commemorate the fight for the eight hour day. May Day in this regard is called International Workers’ Day, or Labour Day. Although May Day received its inspiration from the United States, the U.S. Congress designated May 1 as Loyalty Day in 1958 due to the day’s appropriation by the Soviet Union.

An 8 hour work day! Who needs that commie nonsense? Why do you think they keep shipping our jobs overseas? If god wanted us to only work 8 hours a day, he wouldn’t have made those Malaysian kids so good at making sneakers.

The only solution is a 4 hour workday. Si Si Puede!